Vern ([info]captainvern) wrote,
2005-07-19 10:49:00
  • Mood: oh man..........
  • Music: "Jam" - Michael Jackson - Dangerous
::puts head in hands::

Oh man, this is the frickin' ridiculous.


Oh man oh man.


OK, so, I was looking for lyrics to this new R. Kelly song called "Sex In The Kitchen" so that I could show my friends just how funny it is. And in my search, I see there's a song on the same album called "Sex Weed."


R. Kelly is not even trying anymore and it's fucking hilarious.



Sex In The Kitchen

Sex Weed


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[info]keithus

July 19 2005, 16:02:36 UTC 6 years ago

I think R Kelly has finally lost his mind. Did you ever see that "Trapped In The Closet" video?

[info]captainvern

July 19 2005, 17:06:05 UTC 6 years ago

Um, of course I did! I have it on my computer!

[info]sockmonstr

July 19 2005, 16:46:27 UTC 6 years ago

He actually wrote "girl, your shit is the chronic" as a lyric? What the fuck.

Thank you, Davina

[info]captainvern

July 19 2005, 17:06:31 UTC 6 years ago

Yeah he's pretty excellent.

So, what's with you not picking up the phone when I call, hmmmmmmm????

[info]sockmonstr

July 20 2005, 03:13:23 UTC 6 years ago

Have some sympathy. I neglected to go to sleep last night, and I worked from 4am to 11:30. I'd just gone to bed. Plus, our answering machine recently passed away. Had I known.... I just wish I could go back and do it all over again. I'm sorry, though. *looks down with hands in pockets, absently kicks dust*

If you give me your number, I'll call you back, though.

[info]captainvern

July 20 2005, 04:32:18 UTC 6 years ago

Ah.

I called you some time last week, actually, and left you a message. It all makes sense now.


My number is 617-913-3720. I don't know why I'm posting it here. I hope the crazies don't call me.

But YOU can, Maxwell DeMilner! YOU can call me any ol' time you want.
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